My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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