Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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