If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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