Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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