do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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