Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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