:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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