I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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