Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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