belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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