Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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