Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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