Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
