Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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