white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
My dad is sitting where you rode me
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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