omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I pour the whiskey from now on
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