I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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