just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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