Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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