she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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