and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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