You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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