How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize