Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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