on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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