they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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