hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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