just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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