I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
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