Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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