That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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