He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
its not stalking. its research.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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