Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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