the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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