when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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