just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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