is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Someone came in the potted fern
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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