I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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