Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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