just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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