Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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