I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
