I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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