What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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