I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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