just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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