ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
So. Much. Porn.
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