What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Randomize