wrigley field is MILF paradise
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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