so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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