bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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