Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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