I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
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