I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
